DEETS

Born in northern NJ when I was zero.  Fell into a mall water fountain when I was 7.  Moved to the Jersey shore (WITH OTHER PEOPLE) was I was 8. My teen years were pretty awkward, as were all subsequent years.

Quick shout-out to the Ad business for treating me pretty well. It’s nice that even kinda-sorta weird people like me can earn a paycheck doing what they love. Like many, I’m addicted to that sweet high of a killer idea. But what separates me from the rest is that I have a Ms. Pac-Man machine in my house.

But enough about me.